I Love You for Who You are But That Dick Sure is A Bonus Keychain Let’s be honest — relationships are built on love, $5.48
Something Special Just For You Middle Finger Pop Up Card Ah yes, the pop-up card that says what words $12.99
“You’re Pregnant” Decal Dr. House Meme Nothing brings people together quite like unexpected news delivered $10.50
Skull Decanter Large Set with 4 Skull Shot Glasses Behold: the Skull Decanter Set. It’s the perfect centerpiece $69.99
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99
Justifiably Furious Sticker – Feminist Glitter Vinyl Sticker Finally, a sticker that says exactly what your heart’s $4.99
Day Drinking Therapy Hat Custom Embroidered Let’s face it—adulting is hard. Somewhere between the crippling $35.95
Khen Tortoise Leopard Wine Glasses – Set of 2 If regular wine glasses whisper sophistication, Khen Tortoise Leopard $160
All My Homies Recognize The Absurdity of life Custom Embroidered Hat Finally, a hat that screams both philosophy major dropout $35.95
Undiagnosed But I Think I Got a Lil Tism Hat Custom Embroidered It started as a joke—like all my coping mechanisms—but $35.95