Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear your heartbreak—and your hunger—on your chest. The I Miss My Ex-Girlfriend’s Dad’s Brisket T-shirt is a poetic tribute to the one that got away… and the BBQ that haunts your dreams. Forget her—it’s her dad’s slow-cooked masterpiece that truly left a hole in your life (and your stomach).
This shirt says what therapy can’t: “I’m emotionally unavailable, but I’ll never forget that tender, smoky perfection.” Wear it to your next cookout, breakup recovery session, or any family dinner where you need to remind everyone that true love is measured in brisket, not feelings.
