This shirt is a truth bomb wrapped in cotton and delivered with sass. We all know cigarettes are dangerous—they come with warning labels, ads that give you nightmares, and that haunting hacking cough. But blondes? No warning label. Just charm, chaos, and a tendency to text you “U up?” at 2:47 a.m. This shirt says what your therapist has been hinting at for months.
It’s perfect for anyone who’s been ghosted by someone with bleached eyebrows or emotionally bruised by a smile that said, “I’m sweet,” but meant, “You’re about to spiral.” Wearing it is like waving a red flag that says, “I’ve lived. I’ve laughed. I’ve suffered.”
So whether you’re a proud survivor of a blonde storm or just enjoy dark humor with a side of regret, this tee is your new emotional support outfit. Smoky, spicy, and slightly toxic—just like your last relationship.
