Why choose between sparkly fabulousness and full-throttle patriotism when you can roll up blasting Lady Gaga and Lee Greenwood at the same time? The “Gay Pride Patriot” car decal doesn’t ask you to pick a side — it lets you serve both liberty and looks. It’s for the freedom-loving legend who demands equal rights and equal rhinestones, who believes in liberty, justice, and the power of a well-timed hair flip. Red, white, and werk.