Some people wear hats to show team loyalty. Others to make a fashion statement. And then there are those brave, unapologetic souls who wear a People Who Get Diarrhea custom embroidered cap. This is not mere headwear — this is a declaration. It says, “Yes, I am a survivor. Yes, I have stories. And no, I don’t trust gas station sushi.”
It’s the perfect conversation starter. In the grocery store, people glance at you, trying to decide if you’re joking, confessing, or starting a movement. Either way, they respect you. Because it takes courage to turn digestive betrayal into a badge of honor — literally, stitched across your forehead in Comic Sans.
