I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, $9.60
Swearing Helps Oven Mitt Bakeware Oven Mitts Ah, cooking. That magical domestic ritual where you attempt $19.99
If You Don’t Drink Hat Custom Embroidered Cap They say you can’t buy happiness, but apparently, you $35.95
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder Cheese Grater Move over fancy gadgets, because there’s a new culinary $24.99
Funny Penis Whiskey Decanter – Unique Glass Dickanter If you’ve ever poured a drink and thought, “You $69.95