For those who aren’t morning people—and frankly, for those who barely qualify as people until noon—there’s the Fuck Off I Mean Good Morning Mug. This isn’t just a mug; it’s a public service announcement. It lets your coworkers, roommates, and unfortunate baristas know exactly where you stand before you’ve had that life-saving first sip of caffeine. It’s equal parts honesty and self-defense. Because, let’s face it: if you don’t warn people, they might actually try to talk to you at 8 a.m.—and nobody wants casualties that early in the day.
