There’s something undeniably bold about wearing a shirt that simply says, “Do You Have Any Cigarettes?” It’s less of a fashion statement and more of a social experiment—like if psychology class had a baby with a gas station at 3 AM. People either laugh, offer you a pack, or quietly edge away, convinced you’re about to ask for their Netflix password too.
It’s also the perfect passive-aggressive way to make friends. Why waste time with small talk when you can skip straight to the lung negotiations? Plus, even if you don’t smoke, you get the thrill of watching strangers squirm as they try to decide if they’re willing to enable your obvious fictional habit.
