I Love You for Who You are But That Dick Sure is A Bonus Keychain Let’s be honest — relationships are built on love, $5.48
Skull Halloween Candy Bowl, Plant Planter Pot 4″ H Polyresin Skulls (Gold) First off, this thing is a skull. A shiny $33.00
Camera Lens Whiskey Glasses | Novelty Cups for Photographers | Set of 2 Nothing says “I peaked at my cousin’s wedding shoot” $37.95
I Pissed Into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool & it Turned Green Bumper Sticker There are bold life choices, questionable life choices, and $10.50
Running on Soda and Bad Decisions Hat Black Embroidered Dad Cap There are two types of people in this world: $29.95
Secretion of the Ooze Briefs These aren’t just briefs—they’re a full-blown psychedelic fever dream $11.99
The Police Raided My House and All They Found Was Lemon Pound Cake Hat This hat is what happens when chaos meets carbs. $35.95
I Went to Catholic School, Of Course I’m Gay Bumper Sticker There’s something deeply powerful about surviving twelve years of $10.50
I Bet the Honeymoon Period of Joining a Cult is FKNG Awesome Hat There’s a very specific kind of person who sees $29.95