‘Twas the night before Chrizzle, and all through the hizzle, not a creature was stirring — not even a mizzle, which basically means everyone’s too chill to care because this card just stole the whole holiday show. This Funny Holiday Greeting Card is the ultimate mash-up of Christmas cheer and hip-hop swagger, perfect for anyone who thinks Santa should roll up in a lowrider instead of a sleigh. It’s witty, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make Grandma drop her eggnog and your best friend snort-laugh like a reindeer with allergies. Forget “Silent Night” — this card is bringing “Gin and Jingle Bells” energy to the season, one rhyme at a time.
