Ever fumbled for your keys like a goblin in the dark, only to find them stuck inside a couch from the 1800s? Enter the Slayer Magnetic Jack Rack®—the key holder forged in the depths of Valhalla, or at least a very enthusiastic garage. This beastly contraption lets you hang your keys using actual guitar amp jacks. It’s like if a Marshall stack and your front door had a baby… and that baby only listened to Slayer.
Picture this: you come home, slam the door like you’re finishing a set at Wacken, and plug your keys into your mini amp rack on the wall. Not only do you feel like a rock god, but your keys are finally somewhere you can find them without needing a torch and a séance. Warning: side effects may include spontaneous headbanging and mild confusion from guests who think you’ve mounted a tiny concert rig next to your thermostat.
So why settle for a boring bowl or a sad hook when you can jack in like the thunderous riff-summoner you were always meant to be? With the Slayer Magnetic Jack Rack®, even your keys can shred.
