Introducing the sticker that says everything without saying anything: “She’s Bwoken (He’s Woke).” It’s not just a sticker—it’s a certified personality diagnosis in vinyl form. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, emotional support Hydro Flask, or the back of your partner’s Prius. It’s ideal for couples who met in a kombucha aisle and bonded over a shared love of astrology, sarcasm, and unresolved childhood drama.
She cries during Pinterest quotes. He starts every sentence with “As a man in touch with my emotions…” She has a therapist on speed dial and a manifestation journal titled “Reasons I Deserve a Soft Life.” He has a plant he calls his “empathy coach.” Together, they’re not healing—they’re posting about healing. And nothing captures that chaotic balance like this sticker. It’s perfect for couples therapy, or at least the 3 sessions before they both decide it’s “too emotionally intense right now.”
This sticker isn’t just decoration—it’s a red flag you can peel and stick. It screams “We argue in public but kiss in Trader Joe’s parking lots.” It’s for those who know they’re toxic but with vibe checks. Whether you’re bwoken, woke, or just nosy about other people’s emotional spirals, this sticker belongs in your life. Just like your ex’s hoodie you still haven’t returned.
