Buy These Gifts If You’re Going Straight to Hell Anyway 13 Offensively Funny Products That’ll Ensure You Skip Purgatory
Puppet Bunny Glitter Monster Vinyl Sticker Ever wanted a sticker that perfectly captures the chaos $4.99
I Cast Check Engine Light (Wizard) Bumper Sticker If Gandalf owned a 2008 Chevy Malibu, this would $10.50
I Drink Pond Water Hat Potent Frog Official Merch Custom Embroidered If you’ve ever wanted to simultaneously channel grandpa-at-the-bait-shop vibes $35.95
Camera Lens Whiskey Glasses | Novelty Cups for Photographers | Set of 2 Nothing says “I peaked at my cousin’s wedding shoot” $37.95
Best Funny Fuzzy Slippers to Wear for Cozy Fun: Top 6 Picks Slippers. Humanity’s greatest invention. Forget the wheel. Forget fire. $32.99
Don’t Like My Driving? Come Kiss Me Then Bumper Sticker We’ve all seen aggressive bumper stickers—“Honk if you love $10.50
Justifiably Furious Sticker – Feminist Glitter Vinyl Sticker Finally, a sticker that says exactly what your heart’s $4.99
I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, $9.60
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No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99
If I Ever Get Rabies Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people wear shirts that say “Blessed” or “Live $25.95