There are bumper stickers, and then there are statements of philosophy. This one simply declares: “Now watch this drive.” Whether you’re on the road or on the course, it lets the world know you mean business—sometimes questionable business, but business nonetheless.
It’s the perfect mix of seriousness and absurdity: part motivational mantra, part golf dad energy. You can slap it on your car, your laptop, or even your golf cart. Instantly, everyone will know you’re either about to tee off, crack a joke, or make a life decision without thinking it through. And really, isn’t that the spirit of golf?
Plus, it’s versatile. On bad days, it’s a reminder to keep swinging. On good days, it’s the punchline you didn’t know you needed. Either way, when someone reads it, you just lean back, nod, and say, “Fore!”
