Swearing Helps Oven Mitt Bakeware Oven Mitts Ah, cooking. That magical domestic ritual where you attempt $19.99
Stemmed Snake Wine Glass | SINGLE | 19oz Spooky Reptile Glasses 10″ H (Silver) Move over, boring crystal goblets — the snake has $39.95
Khen Tortoise Leopard Wine Glasses – Set of 2 If regular wine glasses whisper sophistication, Khen Tortoise Leopard $160
Curio Coffin Shelf Spooky Gothic Decor for Bathroom, Living Room or Bedroom – Black Shelves are boring. Everyone’s got rectangles on their walls $49.95
I Drink Pond Water Hat Potent Frog Official Merch Custom Embroidered If you’ve ever wanted to simultaneously channel grandpa-at-the-bait-shop vibes $35.95
I Love My Rottweiler (Wombat) Sticker People say Rottweilers are loyal, brave, and majestic. Mine? $10.50
I Like My Women Like My Fajitas Custom Embroidered Hat There are hats that block the sun, hats that $35.95