Sometimes, the best gift you can give someone is the reminder that life is disappointing. Enter the “Lower Your Expectations” red gift bag—perfect for stuffing with socks, a candle that smells faintly of sadness, or the receipt from last Christmas when you meant to return that sweater but never did. Why aim high when you can hand someone a bag that screams, “Hey buddy, reality is rough, and so is this present”?
The color red is ideal: it’s festive enough to feel like you tried, but bold enough to distract from the fact that inside might just be a re-gifted mug with “World’s Okayest Friend” printed on it. The message on the bag saves you the effort of writing a card—it already tells them everything they need to know.
Honestly, this bag is a gift all by itself. Think of it as life coaching in packaging form: don’t dream big, don’t aim high, just open this wrinkled tissue paper and accept mediocrity with grace. Lower your expectations, folks—it’s the only sustainable lifestyle choice.
