Introducing the only hat that truly understands your vibe: the “I’d Rather Be Six Feet From The Edge and Thinking” embroidered cap. Perfect for those deep thinkers who spiral at the speed of Nickelback lyrics but still show up to brunch looking emotionally mysterious. Whether you’re contemplating the universe, your ex’s dog’s birthday, or how many mozzarella sticks is “too many,” this hat is your therapist now—and it charges in sarcasm.
Wearing this hat screams, “I journal, but only in the Notes app,” while radiating “I’m fine, probably” energy. It’s the stylish equivalent of lying face down on the carpet, but make it fashion. People will see you and think, “Wow, they’ve been through something… and they’re hilarious about it.” And honestly? That’s the dream.
