Wearing the “I Don’t Know You” hat is like putting up an emotional firewall for your face. Perfect for introverts, antisocial extroverts, or anyone who’s ever made uncomfortable eye contact at the grocery store, this embroidered masterpiece lets strangers know: we will not be bonding today, Karen. Whether you’re dodging ex-coworkers, overly enthusiastic neighbors, or the guy at the dog park who definitely doesn’t own a dog, this hat says it all—firmly, stylishly, and without making you speak actual words (gross). Add one to your wardrobe, and turn every public outing into a solo mission of mystery and avoidance.
