Ever thought, “You know what my wall needs? A key holder that looks like a guitar amp, screams heavy metal, and might scare the dog”? Well, friend, your prayers have been answered. The Anthrax Magnetic Jack Rack® is here to shred your expectations and hold your keys tighter than a mosh pit hug. You insert your keys like a guitar cable. It’s musical. It’s magical. It’s mildly alarming to guests.
This thing is so metal, it might just summon Lemmy from the afterlife. It comes with actual 1/4” jack keychains, so every time you come home, you’re basically stage diving into your foyer. Your keys don’t just hang—they rock. Warning: prolonged use may result in air guitar solos and inexplicable mullet growth.
And yes, it says Anthrax—not the disease, the band. But don’t worry, the only thing infectious here is how cool you’ll look. Even your mom will walk by and say, “What in the Ozzy Osborne is that?”—right before she accidentally plugs in her house keys and expects your door to start playing “Madhouse.”
So get yourself the Anthrax Jack Rack®. Because key hooks are for civilians, and you, my friend, were born to headbang and misplace things with style.
