Listen, if you’re gonna spend $30 on anything this October, make it this haunted house Tucker hat. Not because it’s stylish (it is), or custom embroidered (it is), but because it’s probably cursed—and that’s just good value. Each stitch may or may not have been threaded by a ghost named Carl who used to manage a Hot Topic in 2007. This hat screams, “I’ve seen things,” and it’ll scream that for you when you’re too hungover to speak at brunch. Wear it to a haunted house and become the haunted house.
This is not your average dad hat. This hat is the kind of accessory that makes people question if you’re ironically into ghosts or just really into local theater. Either way, you win. Plus, for $30, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more effective at keeping the voices in (or out?). Buy it, wear it, and prepare to be legally banned from three pumpkin patches for causing “a vibe.”
