Secretion of the Ooze Briefs These aren’t just briefs—they’re a full-blown psychedelic fever dream $11.99
I Love You for Who You are But That Dick Sure is A Bonus Keychain Let’s be honest — relationships are built on love, $5.48
Khen Tortoise Leopard Wine Glasses – Set of 2 If regular wine glasses whisper sophistication, Khen Tortoise Leopard $160
Girls Will Be Girls Sticker – Feminist Retro Glitter Vinyl Sticker This sticker doesn’t just say “Girls Will Be Girls”—it $4.99
I Forgot What I was Gonna Say Bumper Sticker There’s something deeply comforting about a bumper sticker that $10.50
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99
People Who Get Diarrhea Custom Embroidered Hat Some people wear hats to show team loyalty. Others $35.95
Lemme Get A Pack Of Reds and $10 On Pump 6 Hat Gas Station Custom Embroidered Cap There are fashion statements, and then there are gas $35.95
I Miss My Ex Girlfriend’s Dad’s Brisket Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? $25.95
My Arson Charges Don’t Define Me Hat Custom Embroidered There are hats that say “Dad,” hats that say $35.95