The Police Raided My House and All They Found Was Lemon Pound Cake Hat This hat is what happens when chaos meets carbs. $35.95
Deftones Dorito One of One Embroidered Hat Picture this: you’re at a music festival, rocking your $39.95
Swearing Helps Oven Mitt Bakeware Oven Mitts Ah, cooking. That magical domestic ritual where you attempt $19.99
Just The Tip I Promise Men’s Funny Halloween T-shirt If Halloween is about tricks and treats, this shirt $21.99
Skull King Skeleton Wine & Whiskey Globe Decanter Set Finally, a decanter that looks like it’s been looted $49.99
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder Cheese Grater Move over fancy gadgets, because there’s a new culinary $24.99
If You Don’t Drink Hat Custom Embroidered Cap They say you can’t buy happiness, but apparently, you $35.95
I’m Here to Light Fireworks and Bang Custom Printed T-Shirt There comes a time in every red-blooded, grill-mastering, lawn-chair-owning $25.95
Don’t Like My Driving? Come Kiss Me Then Bumper Sticker We’ve all seen aggressive bumper stickers—“Honk if you love $10.50
I Cast Check Engine Light (Wizard) Bumper Sticker If Gandalf owned a 2008 Chevy Malibu, this would $10.50
“Happy Little Dictators” Adult Coloring Book Finally—a coloring book that combines the soothing power of $10.00
Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago) Funny Car Decal Sticker Nothing stops a road-rage-fueled honker faster than existential guilt—and $10.50