Have Your Elf A Merry Little Christmas Socks wonders shout, “Have Your ELF a Merry Little Christmas” $15.99
Who the F is Rachel Ahahah Custom Embroidered Fish Tank Hat Who the F is Rachel? Nobody knows, but apparently $35.95
Camera Lens Whiskey Glasses | Novelty Cups for Photographers | Set of 2 Nothing says “I peaked at my cousin’s wedding shoot” $37.95
Secretion of the Ooze Briefs These aren’t just briefs—they’re a full-blown psychedelic fever dream $11.99
Endless Meowy Christmas With Glitter Behold the purr-fect holiday greeting card that’s equal parts $9.99
She’s Bwoken (He’s Woke) Sticker Introducing the sticker that says everything without saying anything: $10.50
$30 for a Damn Haunted House Tucker Hat Custom Embroidered Listen, if you’re gonna spend $30 on anything this $35.95
Gay Pride Patriot Funny Car Decal Sticker Why choose between sparkly fabulousness and full-throttle patriotism when $10.50