Some people wear shirts that say “Blessed” or “Live Laugh Love.” You? You’re prepared for the inevitable. The “If I Ever Get Rabies” shirt doesn’t just make a statement — it’s a public service announcement. Whether it’s finishing a suspiciously warm gas station hot dog or rescuing a raccoon you named “Sir Nibbles,” this shirt lets people know that if you start foaming at the mouth, it’s not just a party trick.
This isn’t just fashion — it’s preemptive legal protection. If you ever go full Cujo on a park bench, people will say, “Well, at least they warned us.” It’s a shirt, a prophecy, and a liability disclaimer all in one. Wear it proudly. Wear it to the ER. Wear it while petting that suspiciously bitey squirrel. You’re not just stylish — you’re rabidly ahead of your time.
