There comes a time in every person’s life when they need to loudly and publicly declare their normality. Enter: the “I Am Normal And Can Be Trusted” hat — the accessory equivalent of saying, “Please ignore the shovel in my trunk and the strange smell from the basement.” Nothing screams definitely not suspicious like a hat that’s trying this hard. It’s like if Ted Bundy and Ned Flanders collaborated on merch. You want strangers to look at you and immediately lower their defenses? Boom. Mission accomplished.
This hat is perfect for job interviews, first dates, airport security lines, or any situation where making a great first impression is key. Imagine showing up to a PTA meeting with this thing perched confidently on your head. Karen won’t even ask questions — she’ll just quietly slide you the emergency contact list. Because if your hat says you’re trustworthy, who are we to question it? Trust the hat.
