I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, $9.60
My Hog Got 1st At The County Fair Custom Printed Hat If pride had a fashion line, this hat would $19.95
Skull Decanter Large Set with 4 Skull Shot Glasses Behold: the Skull Decanter Set. It’s the perfect centerpiece $69.99
Masked Machete Killer Wiper Blade Decal Ah yes, the Masked Machete Killer Wiper Blade Decal—the $24.99
It’s Only a Gambling “Problem” When I’m Losing Sticker There’s nothing wrong with gambling—until your luck packs its $10.50
We Have Your Beer Custom Printed T-Shirt In a shocking turn of events, international chaos erupted $25.95
The Only Lines I Respect Custom Printed T-Shirt Let’s face it—rules are mostly just fancy suggestions, and $25.95
I Miss My Ex Girlfriend’s Dad’s Brisket Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? $25.95
My Wife Left Me After I Sat On My Gun and Shot My Entire Dick and Balls Off at Cracker Barrel Bumper Sticker There are bumper stickers that say “Baby on Board,” $10.50
All My Homies Recognize The Absurdity of life Custom Embroidered Hat Finally, a hat that screams both philosophy major dropout $35.95
He Sees You When You’re Sleeping Christmas Mug Nothing says “holiday cheer” like sipping cocoa from a $24.00