Ah yes, the Hot Lips ornament—because nothing says “classy holiday décor” like a giant glittering smooch suspended from your fake pine tree. It’s like mistletoe, but aggressive. This ornament doesn’t wait for you to make the first move—it is the move. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Festivus, or just emotionally spiraling in early December, this ornament will stare at you from the tree like it’s about to ask if you believe in love at first sight… or if it should jingle your bells first.
And it’s versatile! Hang it in the office to start HR-approved awkward conversations, or gift it to a relative you barely know—nothing says “weird holiday tension” like unsolicited lip decor. The Hot Lips ornament: because if your tree isn’t flirting with the guests, are you even trying?
