- Shut Up And Take My Money

What's New

2024 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds

2024 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds – This gorgeous

Dick Flops – Spread Hap-Penis

Dick Flops – Spread Hap-Penis – Leave your mark.

Testicuzzi – Testicle hot tub for nuts!

Have you ever found yourself contemplating life’s deepest mysteries,

Meowy Christmas Joker Greeting Prank Christmas Card

Meowy Christmas Joker Greeting Prank Christmas Card with Glitter

The Plufl: The World’s First Human Dog Bed

The Plufl is the world’s first dog bed for

Dogs Pooping In Beautiful Places 2024 Calendar

Ready to Laugh Your Tail Off? The Dogs Pooping

Thiccolas Cage Christmas Ornament

Thiccolas Cage Christmas Ornament – Lift your home with

Penis Socks

If you’ve ever thought, “My sock game needs a

Homer In The Bushes Meme Christmas Ornament

Homer In The Bushes Meme Christmas Ornament – 🎄🍩

Midlife Crisis Bob™ Plush

Unconditional Companion Wrapped in his cozy yellow hoodie, Midlife

Dickanter – Penis Decanter

Introducing the Dickanter – Penis Decanter – A Fun

Pokenatomy – Unofficial Pokemon Anatomy Book

When it comes to the world of Pokemon, we’ve

Cute Puppies 2024 Prank Calendar

Introducing the “Cute Puppies 2024 Prank Calendar” – the

USB Prank Intermittent Goat Scream

Introducing the USB Prank Intermittent Goat Scream – the

The Caveman Shoes

Introducing The Caveman Shoes – because who said fashion

Cockclip Weenie Shaped Book Clip

Introducing the Cockclip Weenie Shaped Book Clip: A Reading

Cats High On Catnip 2024 Calendar

Cats High On Catnip 2024 Calendar – It’s 420

Humping Animals 2024 Calendar

The Humping Animals 2024 Calendar is the perfect gift

Tirecockz Halloweenie

Introducing the Tirecockz Halloweenie – Penis-Shaped Prank Valve Stem

Middle Finger Chicken Arms

Middle Finger Chicken Arms – Imagine strolling through a

Official Asshole Certificate

Yes, we’ve all encountered that one person who seems

Plant Life Support Houseplant Watering Device

Life support for your plants. Don’t ‘leaf’ your plants

Octopus Citrus Reamer

When life gives you lemons, octo will help you

Premium Bag of Gummy Dicks

They are what they eat, that’s why they’re a

Drunk DMs Party Drinking Card Game

Wanna Get Down In The DMs? 😏The Riskiest Party

Pixelated Towel

Be game-ready with a pixelated towel! It’ll be easy

Can’t See Me Wipers

Can you see me now? By popular demand, this

Tony Ramen Diffuser

In the game of Desk Decor Superiority, there is

The Homer in the Bushes Rug

The Homer in the Bushes Rug – The Perfect

The CockMark Dick Shaped Bookmark

In a world of snooze-worthy bookmarks, behold the CockMark!

Middle Finger Car WiperTags

Tired of playing nice on the road? Need a

Cat Hook Key Holder

The Cat Hook: A Key Holder That’s Purr-fect for

Rockemon

Rockemon – The world of Pokemon is a magical

Danny Dorito Fridge Magnet:

Danny Dorito Fridge Magnet: The Funniest Fridge Magnet Ever

Vinyl Car Air Freshener

Vinyl Car Air Freshener – Add some fun to your

Middle Finger Doodle Earrings

Middle Finger Doodle Earrings – Attention, fashion rebels and

Fireball Wand

Fireball Wand – Introducing the Harry Potter Wand of

It’s Not A Whore House It’s A Whore Home Doormat

It’s Not A Whore House It’s A Whore Home

Motivational Meme Stickers

Motivational Meme Stickers – Grading papers can be a

Skull Stress Ball

Get Your Squeeze On with the Skull Stress Ball:

My Big Black Hawk

My Big Black Hawk – My Big Black Hawk

Dark Side Damask Delft Blue Rug

Turn to the dark side with our Dark Side

Gameboy Coffee Mug (Heat Change Mug)

Gameboy Coffee Mug (Heat Change Mug) – Level Up

Ogre Ears Croc Charms

Get ready to turn heads with the latest trend:

Poop Guest Book

Poop Guest Book – Get ready to embark on

View all new arrivals...

Shop Pranks 😂

Jar Of Fucks

Jar Of Fucks – You’re born with a ton

Isakok Cock Cannon

Isakok Cock Cannon – Do you remember that jelly

Cockz Switch Light Switch Prank

Cockz Switch Light Switch Prank – Prank someone with

Blank Box Chocolate Dick

Blank Box Chocolate Dick – Need to anonymously send

Annoying Beeping Prank Device

Annoying Beeping Device – This annoying beeping device is

Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bombs

Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bombs – Say Hello To

Prank Voice Activated Paper Towel Dispenser Stickers

Prank Voice Activated Paper Towel Dispenser Stickers – Make

You’ve Been Poisoned Teacup Set!

You’ve Been Poisoned Teacup Set! -The perfect tea set

Tirecockz Prank Penis Shaped Valve Stem Cap

Tirecockz Prank Penis Shaped Valve Stem Cap – It’s

Lactose Parody Funny Trucker Hat Cap

Lactose Parody Funny Trucker Hat Cap – The only

Clap Activated Prank Stickers

Clap Activated Prank Stickers – If you’re looking for

StickieDickie – Dick Sticking Prank (Pack Of 4)

StickieDickie – Dick Sticking Prank (Pack Of 4) –

View all April Fools

Shop Geek

Fireball Wand

Fireball Wand – Introducing the Harry Potter Wand of

Adventure Time Nintendo Switch Holder

Introducing the Adventure Time Nintendo Switch Holder: Your Geeky

Fifth Element Elemental Stones

Fifth Element Elemental Stones – These stones play an

Inflatable Ursula Halloween Lawn Decoration

Inflatable Ursula Halloween Lawn Decoration – Amaze your friends

Hellfire Club Shirt

Hellfire Club Shirt – Get you and your D&D

Darth Vader Controller Stand

Darth Vader Controller Stand – May the force be

Homer Sponge Holder

Homer Sponge Holder – This Sponge Holder inspired by

Star Wars Playing Cards

Star Wars Playing Cards – The Force is strong

View all geek...

Gifts for your pets

Dogs Pooping In Beautiful Places 2024 Calendar

Ready to Laugh Your Tail Off? The Dogs Pooping

Cats High On Catnip 2024 Calendar

Cats High On Catnip 2024 Calendar – It’s 420

Middle Finger Chicken Arms

Middle Finger Chicken Arms – Imagine strolling through a

Dogs Pooping In Beautiful Places 2023 Calendar

Dogs Pooping In Beautiful Places 2023 Calendar – Don’t

View all for your pets...

Memes

10 Creepiest Easter Bunny Photos That’ll Give Your Inner Child Nightmares

10 Creepiest Easter Bunny Photos That’ll Give Your Inner

Propane Bear – Cocaine Bear Meme

Propane Bear – Cocaine Bear Meme via adam.the.creator Check

Lieutenant Dan Lego – Meme

Lieutenant Dan Lego – Meme Check out our Best

If A Spider Wore Pants Would It Wear Them Like This – Meme

If A Spider Wore Pants Would It Wear Them

View all memes.