Ah yes, the Encyclopedia of Potion Making — the ancient, dust-covered tome that’s 50% mystical wisdom and 50% “should probably be illegal.” Forget Google. This is where real magic happens — and by magic, we mean explosive side effects and turning your cat into a tax consultant.
This legendary book contains such hits as “Polyjuice Potion (Now With Fewer Explosions!)” and “Love Potion #9: Warning – Clingy Side Effects May Include Obsessive Poetry.” There’s also “Elixir of Eternal Youth,” which has a 60% success rate and a 40% chance of turning you into a sentient puddle. Use with caution. Or don’t. The book honestly thrives on your recklessness.
Each page is written in a mysterious combination of Latin, ancient runes, and sarcastic post-it notes from previous wizards. Some spells are underlined with “DO NOT TRY,” which is obviously a dare. One chapter is just titled “Potions You Shouldn’t Make While Drunk,” followed by twelve stained pages and a court summons.
Owning the Encyclopedia of Potion Making is like having a PhD in mischief and a minor in arson. It’s dangerous, unpredictable, and somehow always slightly damp. But if you’re tired of the same old spellbook and want a guide that encourages magical mayhem with footnotes, this cursed binder of bad decisions is your new best friend.