Imagine a pen that doesn’t just write words—it writes your failures into existence. The “Demotivational Pen” is the writing instrument that reminds you you’ll never finish that novel, your to-do list is a lie, and yes, Karen from accounting will always be better at filling out expense reports. Why boost morale when you can leak disappointment in blue ink?
Each pen comes pre-loaded with motivational un-quotes like: “Why bother?” or “Mistakes were made (by you).” Forget the smooth glide of a luxury pen—this one skips just enough to ruin your signature, reminding you daily that even your autograph isn’t worth much resale value.
Perfect for office gifts, passive-aggressive Secret Santas, or just writing apology notes to yourself. These pens are designed to run out of ink mid-sentence, because nothing says “keep pushing” like being abandoned by your own stationery.
Sure, other people buy pens that inspire productivity. But where’s the honesty in that? Life is 90% paperwork and 10% wondering why you even bought those pens in bulk. With demotivational pens, at least you’ll never forget the truth: you peaked in high school handwriting class.
