Finally, a hat that screams both philosophy major dropout and guy who really knows his way around a gas station snack aisle. The “All My Homies Recognize The Absurdity of Life” embroidered cap is perfect for when you want to look stylish while pondering whether the universe has any meaning—or if you just ran out of laundry quarters and this hat is now the cleanest thing you own.
It’s like Camus, but with adjustable strap-back comfort. Rock this hat while staring into the void, waiting in line at Taco Bell, or explaining to your friends why technically their existence is futile—but hey, at least you’ve got drip.
