Finally—a hat that says, “I know exactly what you just said, and I’m ignoring it for unrelated reasons.” Perfect for the professional who spends their workday juggling stirrups, awkward small talk, and the occasional over-sharer. This isn’t just a hat—it’s a conversation starter, a conversation ender, and a silent but powerful declaration that if you’re here to gossip about Brenda’s pap smear, you’d better bring a whiteboard.
