Have Your Elf A Merry Little Christmas Socks wonders shout, “Have Your ELF a Merry Little Christmas” $15.99
St. Patricks Day Are You From Ireland Cause My Penis is Dublin Green Rope SnapBack Cap Custom Embroidered St. Patrick’s Day is the one magical time of $35.95
My Wife Left Me After I Sat On My Gun and Shot My Entire Dick and Balls Off at Cracker Barrel Bumper Sticker There are bumper stickers that say “Baby on Board,” $10.50
Have You Seen This Man Custom Printed T-Shirt The “Have You Seen This Man?” shirt is basically $25.95
Waylon Jennings and My Mother Had a Brief Fling Embroidered on a Rope SnapBack Hat Cap The first time I saw the hat—olive green, rope $35.95
Real Men Don’t Wipe (I Don’t Touch Boy Butts) Bumper Sticker Nothing says “I peaked in the high school locker $10.50
Something Special Just For You Middle Finger Pop Up Card Ah yes, the pop-up card that says what words $12.99
Best Bucking Dad Deer Black Crown Tan Brim Strapback Cap Hat for Him Custom Embroidered Being a dad is already a full-time job, but $35.95
Baseball Bat Whiskey & Wine Decanter 4 Baseball Glasses There are classy ways to serve drinks… and then $114.99
They Call Me David Allan Coe Trucker Hat Vintage Style Country Music Embroidered Hat There are hats… and then there are hats that $35.95
Holy Crap You’re Old Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card Growing older is a strange adventure. One day you’re $17.99
Gold Line Storm Japanese Crystal Whisky Glass I met the Gold Line Storm Japanese Crystal Whisky $74.95
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Vintage SnapBack Hat Custom Embroidered In my defense, I was left unsupervised for minutes. $35.95