Gone are the days of treading water with one hand while the other clutches a lukewarm chardonnay like it’s the last glass on Earth. These floating wine glasses are here to tell gravity to sit down and shut up.
Each glass is its own little floating miracle, gliding around your pool like fancy ducklings full of Pinot Grigio. Hosting a pool party? Now you can accidentally invent a new drinking game every time one glass bumps into another. “Sip if yours spins. Chug if it capsizes.”
They’re also great for subtle power moves. Want to assert dominance in a friend group? Show up with 8 glasses, set them free in the pool, and watch as people race to catch one like it’s the bouquet at a cursed wedding.
Truly, this is the future. We may not have flying cars, but at least our wine floats. And really, what more could society possibly need?
