“You’re Pregnant” Decal Dr. House Meme Nothing brings people together quite like unexpected news delivered $10.50
People Who Get Diarrhea Custom Embroidered Hat Some people wear hats to show team loyalty. Others $35.95
I Love My Rottweiler (Wombat) Sticker People say Rottweilers are loyal, brave, and majestic. Mine? $10.50
I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, $9.60
“Happy Little Dictators” Adult Coloring Book Finally—a coloring book that combines the soothing power of $10.00
I Drink Pond Water Hat Potent Frog Official Merch Custom Embroidered If you’ve ever wanted to simultaneously channel grandpa-at-the-bait-shop vibes $35.95
Stemmed Skeleton Champagne Glasses – Set of 2 – 7oz If you’ve ever dreamed of toasting life’s milestones while $47.99
Undiagnosed But I Think I Got a Lil Tism Hat Custom Embroidered It started as a joke—like all my coping mechanisms—but $35.95