Undiagnosed But I Think I Got a Lil Tism Hat Custom Embroidered It started as a joke—like all my coping mechanisms—but $35.95
My Hog Got 1st At The County Fair Custom Printed Hat If pride had a fashion line, this hat would $19.95
God Gave Us Beer And Cars Custom Printed Hat They say God works in mysterious ways, but clearly, $19.95
Viva La Thick Latinas Custom Printed Trucker Hat Step aside, basic baseball caps—this green and white masterpiece $19.95
Sorry for Speeding but My Cat is at Home Alone Bumper Sticker Picture this: You’re zipping down the highway at questionable $10.50
St. Patricks Day Are You From Ireland Cause My Penis is Dublin Green Rope SnapBack Cap Custom Embroidered St. Patrick’s Day is the one magical time of $35.95
If Smoking Give Me The Cigarette Hat Custom Printed Hat Finally, a hat that ends awkward small talk for $19.95
If I Ever Get Rabies Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people wear shirts that say “Blessed” or “Live $25.95
Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago) Funny Car Decal Sticker Nothing stops a road-rage-fueled honker faster than existential guilt—and $10.50