Some people collect stamps, others collect vintage coins… and then there are those who collect questionable life choices after tequila shots. This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement; it’s a public service announcement. “One Tequila” is the gateway drug to “Two Tequila,” which inevitably leads to “Three Tequila… floor.” Wearing this shirt is like handing out a warning label to anyone within a 10-foot radius: Proceed with caution, the night might end with karaoke and regrettable text messages.
It’s the perfect conversation starter at parties, especially with people who think they can “handle their liquor.” (Spoiler alert: they can’t.) Imagine meeting someone new, they read your shirt, and within an hour, you’re both taking shots while trying to remember the chorus to “Bohemian Rhapsody.” This isn’t just apparel—it’s a prophecy.
