Kudzu King Jungle Crusher Machete

Kudzu never had a chance. The Kudzu King Jungle Crusher machete is a beast with an 18″

(45.72cm) 420 stainless steel black blade and contoured ABS tac grip

also available via ThinkGeek

Related Products

Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb

Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb – Say Hello To The

KEMOVE K68 Butterfly Mechanical Keyboard

KEMOVE K68 Butterfly Mechanical Keyboard – The new KEMOVE

Hardware Store Candles

Hardware Store Candles – You’ll remember the nostalgic smell

Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bombs

Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bombs – Say Hello To

The Smiths Funny Incorrect Shirt

The Smiths Funny Incorrect Shirt – Show your love

Fat Belly Mug

Fat Belly Mug – Make your morning more fun

Blank Box Chocolate Dick

Blank Box Chocolate Dick – Need to anonymously send

Vintage Gameboy Classic Phone Case

Vintage Gameboy Classic Phone Case – You can now

Beer Stein Socks

Beer Stein Socks – Show your love for beer

5 Beersy Beer Can Sleeves To Hide Your Beer

5 Beersy Beer Can Sleeves To Hide Your Beer

Forrest Waving WiperTags

Forrest Waving WiperTags – Wave and smile at your

Nature’s Cock Shots 2023 Calendar

Nature’s Cock Shots 2023 Calendar – Invest your ‘hard’

I Saw That Jesus Sticker

I Saw That Jesus Sticker – Make someone feel

Metal Periodic Element Cubes

Metal Periodic Element Cubes – Spruce up your home

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Poster

Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Poster – Set

Video Store Blockbuster Inspired Candle

Video Store Blockbuster Inspired Candle – Now your home

Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

Naughty Eggplant Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card – “I like

Bread Slippers

Bread Slippers – Show your loaf for bread with

Offensive Crayons – Porn Pack Edition

Offensive Crayons – Porn Pack Edition – Finally, a

Fart Blanket Gift Box

Fart Blanket Gift Box – Dutch Oven Kits Fart

The Original Shave and Play Borbie Doll

The Original Shave and Play Borbie Doll – Need

Lazy Prism Glasses

Lazy Prism Glasses -Do you spend time reading or

Abusive Sweary Balloons

Abusive Sweary Balloons – These Sweary Balloons make the

Instant Noodles Cup

Instant Noodles Cup – Throwback to those days when