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11 Cursed Car Decals That Will Make You Question Humanity (And Possibly Want To Move To Mars)

Ah, the open road—where every vehicle is an extension

Do Not Play The Smiths Custom Embroidered Hat

Owning a Do Not Play The Smiths hat is

$35.95

Day Drinking Therapy Hat Custom Embroidered

Let’s face it—adulting is hard. Somewhere between the crippling

$35.95

I Love Spooky MILFs Hat

If you’ve ever wanted your headwear to scream “Halloween

$35.95

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain

Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories,

$9.60

Checkmark, Liberals Bumper Sticker

You ever pull up behind a car and instantly

$10.50

Medieval GOT Dragon D&D Game Goblet of Thrones Merchandise Beer Steins

If you’ve ever thought, “My mead tastes fine, but

$39.95

Undiagnosed But I Think I Got a Lil Tism Hat Custom Embroidered

It started as a joke—like all my coping mechanisms—but

$35.95

Croakin’ And Smokin’ Custom Printed T-Shirt

If a frog ever had a midlife crisis, this

$25.95

Let’s Get Mortal

Let’s Get Mortal is what happens when a party

$41.99

I Miss My Ex Girlfriend’s Dad’s Brisket Custom Printed T-Shirt

Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. You?

$25.95

Funny Coffee Mugs for Adults Who’ve Officially Had Enough

1. Don’t Be A Cuntcake Mug This mug exists

Misfortune Cookies

Finally—cookies that tell the truth! Misfortune Cookies are here

$17.00

Edward Disgusted Stank Face Bath Mat

If you’ve ever looked at your bathroom floor and

$31.90

If You Don’t Drink Hat Custom Embroidered Cap

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. Others?

$35.95

I Run This Rodeo Hat Custom Embroidered

You know you’re built different when your hat walks

$35.95

Playful Velociraptor Pot Buddy

Let’s face it: houseplants have gotten way too serious.

$15.60

Do Not Give Me A Custom Printed T-Shirt

Listen, I don’t need another T-shirt that says “World’s

$25.95

Girls Be Like Custom Embroidered Hat

Have you ever met a girl who says, “I

$35.95

St. Patricks Day Are You From Ireland Cause My Penis is Dublin Green Rope SnapBack Cap Custom Embroidered

St. Patrick’s Day is the one magical time of

$35.95

People Who Get Diarrhea Custom Embroidered Hat

Finally, a hat that speaks the unspeakable truth: the

$35.95

Cousin Gingerbreddie

Gather ’round, folks, and allow me to introduce you

$25.00

Pee Man Succulent Planter

Let’s get something straight: if your houseplant isn’t being

$16.41

Budget Gifts Because We’re All Broke & Delusional

We get it. The holidays are expensive. Rent is