First things first—yes, it’s spelled “Teslur.” No, it’s not a typo. It’s a legally distinct homage to the electric car company that rhymes with Fresla. You love Teslur. We all do. Not because it makes any sense, but because you once saw a video of it dancing to dubstep during a software update.
This shirt lets the world know that you’re tech-savvy, mildly delusional, and totally on board with the idea of your car spontaneously developing sentience. Bonus points if you say “I love Teslur” every time your car parks itself like a loyal robo-dog from the future.
So grab the shirt, throw on some sunglasses, and pretend your garage door is voice-activated. You’re not just a person anymore. You’re a brand. One that believes in a better, weirder tomorrow—preferably with cupholders that chill wine.
