Let me tell you something about financial wisdom: while everyone else was out there buying imaginary coins and yelling “HODL” like they were casting spells in a wizard war, I made the real power move — buckets. That’s right. Plastic. Stackable. Multipurpose. While Bitcoin plunged harder than my motivation on a Monday, my buckets were out there holding water, tools, regret, and occasionally tears. Can a blockchain carry potting soil? Didn’t think so.
Now I’ve got a garage full of buckets and a portfolio full of pride. People say, “But what’s the ROI?” I say, “Return On Infrastructure, baby.” Every time I look at my decal, I’m reminded that I didn’t just invest in plastic — I invested in a lifestyle. A lifestyle where I don’t need a ledger when I’ve got a shelf of Home Depot’s finest staring back at me like proud little soldiers in a liquid-resistant army. Fck crypto. Buckets are the future.
