Introducing the Cookie WiperTag, the revolutionary device that wipes away cookie crumbs from your keyboard, your car seat, and maybe even your conscience after eating an entire pack of Oreos at 2 a.m. Finally, no more explaining to friends why your laptop looks like it survived a Chips Ahoy explosion—just swipe, wipe, and pretend you’re a responsible adult who doesn’t inhale baked goods like a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner.
