I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, $9.60
I’m Not Like Other Girls I’m Worse Mesh Trucker SnapBack Custom Embroidered There comes a time in every girl’s life when $35.95
Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago) Funny Car Decal Sticker Nothing stops a road-rage-fueled honker faster than existential guilt—and $10.50
The Only Lines I Respect Custom Printed T-Shirt Let’s face it—rules are mostly just fancy suggestions, and $25.95
I’ve Got A Serious Lust For Shawarma Custom Printed T-Shirt If you’ve never experienced the sheer primal craving for $25.95
Justifiably Furious Sticker – Feminist Glitter Vinyl Sticker Finally, a sticker that says exactly what your heart’s $4.99
On My Way To Jury Guilt (He’s Guilty – I Already Decided) Nothing says “fair trial” like strutting into jury duty $10.50
Fck Crypto, I invested in Hardware Store Buckets Funny Car Decal Sticker Let me tell you something about financial wisdom: while $10.50
Waylon Jennings and My Mother Had a Brief Fling Embroidered on a Rope SnapBack Hat Cap The first time I saw the hat—olive green, rope $35.95
Girls Will Be Girls Sticker – Feminist Retro Glitter Vinyl Sticker This sticker doesn’t just say “Girls Will Be Girls”—it $4.99
HOOKS! XPLR – Portable Metal Ring Toss Game Let’s be real—most outdoor games are either too complicated, $69.99