Buy These Gifts If You’re Going Straight to Hell Anyway 13 Offensively Funny Products That’ll Ensure You Skip Purgatory
Have Your Elf A Merry Little Christmas Socks wonders shout, “Have Your ELF a Merry Little Christmas” $15.99
This Is My Costume Halloween Party Vintage Custom Embroidered Black SnapBack Hat Cap with Double Rope Forget elaborate costumes, itchy wigs, and trying to paint $35.95
Girls Will Be Girls Sticker – Feminist Retro Glitter Vinyl Sticker This sticker doesn’t just say “Girls Will Be Girls”—it $4.99
Something Special Just For You Middle Finger Pop Up Card Ah yes, the pop-up card that says what words $12.99
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99
Are You Stupid Custom Embroidered Camo Funny Hat If camouflage was meant to help you blend in, $35.95
I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, $9.60
Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago) Funny Car Decal Sticker Nothing stops a road-rage-fueled honker faster than existential guilt—and $10.50