The Barry Wood Boss Hog Christmas Tree Ornament is hand-blown glass and hand-painted one at a time, so he’s a real ornament, not a dollar-store cheapie. He stands 5 to 7 inches tall and weighs under a pound, which is plenty of presence without bending a branch. He ships in a protective two-piece shell inside a box that’s a gag gift on its own.
Who’s he for?
- The white elephant exchange you’re tired of losing
- The Secret Santa recipient with a twisted sense of humor
- The relatives who think they’ve seen everything
- Anyone whose tree needs a little less “Silent Night” and a little more “who put that up there?”
Hang him front and center, or tuck him in back and see how long it takes someone to notice. Either way, he’ll be the talk of the party.
