Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago) Funny Car Decal Sticker Nothing stops a road-rage-fueled honker faster than existential guilt—and $10.50
Girls Will Be Girls Sticker – Feminist Retro Glitter Vinyl Sticker This sticker doesn’t just say “Girls Will Be Girls”—it $4.99
Skull Halloween Candy Bowl, Plant Planter Pot 4″ H Polyresin Skulls (Gold) First off, this thing is a skull. A shiny $33.00
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99
Sorry for Speeding but My Cat is at Home Alone Bumper Sticker Picture this: You’re zipping down the highway at questionable $10.50
“Happy Little Dictators” Adult Coloring Book Finally—a coloring book that combines the soothing power of $10.00
Skull King Skeleton Wine & Whiskey Globe Decanter Set Finally, a decanter that looks like it’s been looted $49.99
I Bet the Honeymoon Period of Joining a Cult is FKNG Awesome Hat There’s a very specific kind of person who sees $29.95
Wine Glass Painting Gift Set – Do it Yourself! Creative Glassware Paint Kit for Wine Nights Let me set the scene: it’s girls’ night. You’ve $81.95
Day Drinking Therapy Hat Custom Embroidered Let’s face it—adulting is hard. Somewhere between the crippling $35.95