Nothing says “cutting-edge navigation” like swerving across three lanes of traffic to verify if lemurs are actually primates—while doing 70 on the interstate. This sticker isn’t just a cry for patience—it’s a public service announcement. Honking won’t help; it’ll only distract this brave soul mid-scroll as they fact-check that Wikipedia rabbit hole about the invention of the kazoo. Your horn is no match for their thirst for knowledge and dangerously low data plan.
So next time you see a car gently drifting like it’s being guided by the winds of indecision, don’t assume they’re lost. No, they’re deep in a critical edit war on the Talk page of “List of Sandwiches.” Salute their commitment. Respect the sticker. And maybe give them a little space—especially if they start typing.
