Thank You For Holding Your Breath While I Smoke Goose Trucker Hat Funny Smoking Humor Embroidered Hat Some hats say “Dad.” Some hats say “Bass Pro.” $35.95
I Drink Pond Water Hat Potent Frog Official Merch Custom Embroidered If you’ve ever wanted to simultaneously channel grandpa-at-the-bait-shop vibes $35.95
Yes I Support LGTB Custom Printed T-Shirt Wearing the Yes I Support LGTB Custom Printed T-Shirt $25.95
I’m Just Here for 9 Hot Dogs 9 Beers & 9 Innings Hat Funny Baseball Dad Cap There are two types of people at a baseball $35.95
Always Choosin Texas Embroidered Trucker Hat The “Always Choosin’ Texas” hat is what happens when $35.95
Baseball Bat Whiskey & Wine Decanter 4 Baseball Glasses There are classy ways to serve drinks… and then $114.99
Waylon Jennings and My Mother Had a Brief Fling Embroidered on a Rope SnapBack Hat Cap The first time I saw the hat—olive green, rope $35.95