Meet Ready Teddy — the bear who single-handedly destroyed the concept of “innocent holiday décor.” While most ornaments are content to sparkle quietly on the tree, Teddy showed up in full harness gear, ready to jingle all the way… to HR. One moment, Grandma’s admiring the lights, the next she’s silently questioning every life choice that led her to this Christmas morning.
Rumor has it that Teddy was created after Rudolph said, “We need to spice up the North Pole.” Mission accomplished, Rudolph. This little bear’s combination of festive glitter and questionable accessories screams “naughty list forever.” If your tree doesn’t look slightly scandalized, are you even decorating right?
Hang him high, hang him proud, and remember — this is not your childhood teddy bear. Ready Teddy doesn’t do cocoa and carols. Ready Teddy does… commitment.
