I Went to Catholic School, Of Course I’m Gay Bumper Sticker There’s something deeply powerful about surviving twelve years of $10.50
Secretion of the Ooze Briefs These aren’t just briefs—they’re a full-blown psychedelic fever dream $11.99
Khen Tortoise Leopard Wine Glasses – Set of 2 If regular wine glasses whisper sophistication, Khen Tortoise Leopard $160
Fuck Off I Mean Good Morning 15oz Mug For those who aren’t morning people—and frankly, for those $22.00
Merry Christmas to the Biggest Pussy I Know Card | Funny Santa Cat Christmas Card If your holiday spirit leans more toward laughter than $6.99
I Love My Rottweiler (Wombat) Sticker People say Rottweilers are loyal, brave, and majestic. Mine? $10.50
Crystal Christmas Holiday Red Colored Crystal Wine Glass Set of 2 Ah, Christmas — the magical time of year when $47.99
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99